Category Archives: Rat

Big News

It came in the mail today!

All right, dear readers, I have a confession,

Regarding my latest (innocent) obsession,

I used the profits I got from my hat sale

To impress my Rat—I went to Zales!

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I’m Falling in Love

Today was the most wonderful thing!

It makes me want to jump, it makes me want to sing!

It’s December, getting cold, not my favorite weather,

But I felt fine! I was better than ever,


When suddenly I saw her—I felt dizzy, I sat,

She clean knocked me over, this Rat in a Hat.

The hat! It was pink, it was pinkest of pink,

More fit for a queen than a rat, I would think,

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