All right, dear readers, I have a confession,
Regarding my latest (innocent) obsession,
I used the profits I got from my hat sale
To impress my Rat—I went to Zales!
Today was the most wonderful thing!
It makes me want to jump, it makes me want to sing!
It’s December, getting cold, not my favorite weather,
But I felt fine! I was better than ever,
When suddenly I saw her—I felt dizzy, I sat,
She clean knocked me over, this Rat in a Hat.
The hat! It was pink, it was pinkest of pink,
More fit for a queen than a rat, I would think,