They say family is a haven in a world that is heartless,
But that’s wrong, it’s a lie, it’s slander in excess.
And let me tell you, cats are the worst of the pack.
You think that we die, but then we come back.
I had an aunt once who was cute as a button,
But she made me eat asparagus and pies made of mutton.
Oh, how I loathed her! She was no fun.
She choked on a fish, I thought she was done—